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  1. Slarti Bartfast

    Slarti Bartfast Presently

    Slarti rounded the curve again to face the outlaw, a fulmination fully charged. He landed it with the outlaw moments later roaring in pain as the blast jiggled his innards. His companion charged on toward Slarti with no reserve and managed to slash at Slarti's horse's armor making a loud...
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    General Buttnaked´s 2023 1h-Swords advanced Combat-Tutorial.

    Never seen a style before that uses feint so fluidly. Far prefer it to spinnies. Gonna give it a try with some practice dueling. Thanks for sharing!
  3. Slarti Bartfast

    Pikes outside Player Structures for HEADS

    Put pikes outside player structures (by default or make them purchasable furniture for outside) that players can interact with and put drop heads from their inventory into that will then appear on the pike. Consider putting several outside keeps by default. Maybe a few outside SH. One outside...
  4. Slarti Bartfast

    Taxidermy for House Trophies

    Ripping the idea straight from LOTRO. Have a taxidermy vendor that take special drops I find on animals throughout the world that I can then trade for a trophy of that animal to place in my house. I loved having my giant standing taxidermy bear greeting folks in my LOTRO house and having my...
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    As he did from time to time, Slarti decided to leave his valuables aside from a 6 pack and his guitar behind as he made his way back to Meduli from Fabernum. Not risking it today. The roads around Fab have been so hostile lately. Just gonna enjoy a little walk with my guitar and some beer...
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    The problem with spiritualists cheaters/macro

    Why in god's name should he have to send it anywhere else? It's all right here. Surely they can access the forums, and his story seems to align that he's notified everyone. How has this not been acted on? IMO pretty damn rude policy to have that when someone has done all this to then ask them...
  7. Slarti Bartfast

    excrement's head is mine. I flipped him the bird in the bank b/c he's a...

    excrement's head is mine. I flipped him the bird in the bank b/c he's a safe-spot-exploitating-horse-murdering piece o' pie. He followed me to the rooftops and killed my pets. I outburst him until he was forced to cross rooftops and became casualty to the Tindrem guard. I've been waiting on your...
  8. Slarti Bartfast

    There are Two Types Of Brains!

    Who said I was dissing? Just observing.
  9. Slarti Bartfast

    There are Two Types Of Brains!

    I feel like quantum drugs may have been involved in this.
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    Slarti Bartfast Presently

    He moved again toward the buildings in the courtyard, just to see what they were for. Not being in many castles before, he was curious. As was to be expected, there were stables, crafting areas, and places to rest. It was still fascinating prospect to Slarti, to build one's house or place of...
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    He saw a figure running up to open the gate. He hopped off his horse and took a deep breath, reminding himself that his magic reflect was still going strong just in case word of his coming had not reached the castle before him. The porticulis slid upward and Slarti stepped through motioning his...
  12. Slarti Bartfast

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    Slarti checked in at the Fabernum post. He unsealed the letter the postman handed him and found handwriting that was new to him. Slarti, I had an awesome stay at the Brewery! I left you some of my beer, dumplings, deep fried pig, and lightly batter pig nuggets. Enjoy! The apple pie is killer...
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    Tind, Fab, and Med brokers all filled up! Drink up! Money to be made in Meduli with my spelt buy...

    Tind, Fab, and Med brokers all filled up! Drink up! Money to be made in Meduli with my spelt buy orders, currently at 37c/u (that's 37g for a full stack!) due to competition. Might still go up if Besrezen doesn't back down. We got a buy order war going! Good luck to you sir!
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    Brewery refilled for thirsty travelers. It seems there was some beer left in the access chest...

    Brewery refilled for thirsty travelers. It seems there was some beer left in the access chest, but some bonehead (probably Ownage) purposely spam-click withdrew/deposited until they disappeared. I had to put items in to get the beer back out to organize. Did I do something to you Ownage, or are...
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    Brewery beer will be refilled soon, but someone cleared it out. Hopefully it was a few people...

    Brewery beer will be refilled soon, but someone cleared it out. Hopefully it was a few people, not just the turd in Fabernum that took it out the chest and is trying to resell 111 units of mana bear for 8g88s. His name is Ownage. Piece of trash.
  16. Slarti Bartfast

    Brewery is open for business again. Come on by and and grab some beer samples and food in the...

    Brewery is open for business again. Come on by and and grab some beer samples and food in the access chests.
  17. Slarti Bartfast

    The Brewery is temporarily closed until I get back up there to change the password back. Had to...

    The Brewery is temporarily closed until I get back up there to change the password back. Had to change it temporarily to avoid being busted in on by some very rude murderers. Their names are Somah and Toca of Tarenhal (sp?). Bring me their heads, and I'll give you a good bit of my finest beer.
  18. Slarti Bartfast

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    Slarti was riding back to Tindrem from a beer delivery and fishing trip in Meduli. When he checked the market boards, it seems some new competitors had sprung up in the beer business in Tindrem. He recognized one of the listed names. It was a one Redium that Slarti had met in Meduli as the chef...
  19. Slarti Bartfast

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    Attacked coming out of the Brewery again. I really might have to move shop. The location is clearly a magnet for trash. Slarti nails another post to the Tindrem message board. "Where are those that would defend the land around Tindrem and the Orchard? Again, I attacked exiting the Brewery by...
  20. Slarti Bartfast

    Again, I attacked exiting the Brewery by absolute trash. How do I know they are trash? I was...

    Again, I attacked exiting the Brewery by absolute trash. How do I know they are trash? I was able to get in the Brewery and shut the door as they tried to pelt me with arrows. Alas, this left my bear outside. No reason to slaughter it. No bags on it. But the worthless trash slaughtered it...