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Slarti blinked in surprise as he read the request for Bartfast Brewery's first major order. "50 gold worth of beer?! That's almost my entire inventory! Delivered to Fabernum?! Hah! We'll see if I can make it perimiter of bandits and killers that surrounds that forsaken place. Roll the dice!"...

Bumping because I had an idea related to the above. Please let me name my beers and dishes at a certain skill like weapon/armor crafters can name their weapons/armor.

Dear Diary, Riding through the steppes following the river until it bends near where a lot of folks are building, I come upon a new structure being built. I slow down calling out my intentions of peace, even offering my trademark beer to the builders inside. A one Plywka comes out of the...

Slarti cleared his throat and hollered at the top of his lungs in the town square. "Yesterday in the easternmost bank of Morin Khur, I was accused of killing an owned horse and threatened with an unsheathed blade by Nyochtar of Harbringers. I professed my innocence there and am doing so now...

This may be in game already and I just haven't found it, but I sure tried. My in-game RP is a brewer. I love making beer with different liquid bases to see what I get. But when I've sampled my product extensively, there does not seem to be any inebriating effect at all! Is this in game and...

How are you even alive? Are you a fish? 🤣

I offer you this limerick in solidarity (based on actual event, may your amusing post also bear fruit in the form of Schmerrick's head) I once had a horsey named Frank Fat and round he was big like a tank Schmerrick did come And his arrow did hum And tanky ole Frank got a spank

(( Welcome. This is Slart Bartfast's life thread. Let's see what happens! )) Slarti has almost pure Tindremene blood except that he has a grandma that was a Kallard. When order was being restored to Tindrem after the Conflux, his mother was a member of the Theurgy, having kept her mother's...

Agree. The problem is not that they're OP. I'll take your other thoughts about them running away a step further. The problem and reason why many people cry that MA is OP is that a lot of MAs ride around outside of Fabernum slaughtering noobs and running from real fights while patting...