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  1. Slarti Bartfast

    Declaration of War Against the Crimson Menace

    I'm neutral mostly for my own safety, but I like the RP. Go for it! That said, be prepared to die. You are now a massive target. Hope you got friends.
  2. Slarti Bartfast

    The ToS Doesn't Say you CANNOT Talk about Existing Bugs.

    Release the hypothetical ban info! Show that it was within reason. Sounds like this should happen... or otherwise it's just going to continue to be posts and discord chat about this. Just clear it up already.
  3. Slarti Bartfast

    Promised content

    I landed on the first page from a year ago with the list of things promised. Checked off about two since then. Only hundreds to go. At two a year? Hmm... at least 50 years yeah?
  4. Slarti Bartfast

    The ToS Doesn't Say you CANNOT Talk about Existing Bugs.

    Was this hypothetical person encountering the bug on the PTR or live?
  5. Slarti Bartfast

    Bartfast Brewery is now Bartfast Brewery & Distillery!

    Bartfast Brewery is now Bartfast Brewery & Distillery!
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    Slarti Bartfast Presently

    Bartfast Brewery has always been known for the best beer in Myrland. Now Slarti brings you the next big thing in beverages... LIQUOR! Bartfast Brewery is now Bartfast Brewery & Distillery! Liquor is far more potent statwise than most beer, but Slarti's new price system ensures that beer...
  7. Slarti Bartfast

    WTS Beer and Liquor via Broker

  8. Slarti Bartfast

    Glory for Other Than Kills?

    Not sure... just a thought... Glory for stuff other than killing. Doesn't have to be whole numbers even. .25 per fish caught .10 per pickable .02 per harvestable .05 per 5k items cooked Could invigorate playstyles that are not kill focus. I mean I go out and do pew pew from time to time, but...
  9. Slarti Bartfast

    You Nerfed My Specific Crafting Niche (and a lot of other cooking recipes) - Poo on You

    I'm willing to bet it will get better but have no illusion that it might take a loooong time. Small team and I'm a niche corner of the game unfortunately (partially due to the unfinished nature of the things I use, like cooking, selling from a house, etc.), so my stuff is not gonna get voted...
  10. Slarti Bartfast

    Slarti Bartfast Presently

    Again... Cadix and crew right out front of Tindrem as I gathered karaton. Are there no honorable guilds around Tindrem that will put a stop to this? My beer production is being seriously slowed. End Cadix and his crew of disreputes, or you may find yourself vacant of beer in the near future. ((...
  11. Slarti Bartfast

    You Nerfed My Specific Crafting Niche (and a lot of other cooking recipes) - Poo on You

    You know I exist. I'm one of the few dedicated RPers on the server. Others RP, but I really get into it. You know I make beer, which primary benefit of is low HN so you don't get as fat when drinking it for other nourishments. It's in all my ads... all over the damned Discord and forums. You...
  12. Slarti Bartfast

    Slarti Bartfast Presently

    Find himself at the Tindrem message board once again. West Myrland is ridden with crime right now. The matter has become much more serious. These losers have nothing better to do than ride by the spelt farming outside of Tindrem by the back gate and kill me for spite. I have nothing of value...
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    Slarti Bartfast Presently

    Nails a message to the Tindrem board, this time accompanied by a crude sketch. This bastard named Knulss road up on me during my ride from Meduil to Tindrem, just south of the Orchard. I hopped off my horse and offered him a beer. He hopped off his horse and said "Como?" and then slashed in my...
  14. Slarti Bartfast

    Slarti Bartfast Presently

    Slarti drunkenly poked through his bank bag. Suddenly, a figure appeared behind him holding up an entire wardrope on a coathanger! It was Goldsworth. Slarti reached out and received the Rustic Garments made of Crustacean and Guard Fur. He gave a six pack to the benefactor and then tried on the...
  15. Slarti Bartfast

    Slarti Bartfast Presently

    Nails a note to the Tindrem message board. Cadix has made a second or third attempt on my life, this time as I gathered spelt just outside of Tindrem by the guard tower. He had accomplices with him by the names of Danfouse and Resiste. End the attempted terror (they failed despite unleasing...
  16. Slarti Bartfast

    My beer uses only the finest quality ingredients! No laundry detergent. Though I might contract...

    My beer uses only the finest quality ingredients! No laundry detergent. Though I might contract a mercenary and experiment making some with YOUR BLOOD if you're not careful.
  17. Slarti Bartfast

    Let it be known that ZacharyGamble, Aidar, and their accomplices are criminal scum that attacked...

    Let it be known that ZacharyGamble, Aidar, and their accomplices are criminal scum that attacked me unprovoked as I wandered just outside of Meduli to the southeast. I was waving hello to ZacharyGamble when he smashed his lance into me. Unfortunatley for them, my horse was faster. Get dead...
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    Slarti Bartfast Presently

    Hollers in Meduli center, "Let it be known that ZacharyGamble, Aidar, and their accomplices are criminal scum that attacked me unprovoked as I wandered just outside of Meduli to the southeast. I was waving hello to ZacharyGamble when he smashed his lance into me. Unfortunatley for them, my horse...
  19. Slarti Bartfast

    WTB Grains and Fruits in Tindrem via Buy Orders

    Well aren't you just a gem. :p