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  1. Slarti Bartfast

    Slarti Bartfast Presently

    Slarti stopped by the post after he grabbed some new bags and magic reagents. The postperson handed him a single envelope with a message along with several gold for his beer sales. He pocketed the beer sales and ripped open the envelope. It wasn't often that he got correspondence, usually only...
  2. Slarti Bartfast

    Slarti Bartfast Presently

    After a few moments in Meduli and getting his armor back in order, Slarti his heard his name being called. It was Qnuss! "Slarti. Yeah. That is a guild spot. It it not for others to fish." he said flatly but firmly. "Understood," said Slarti. "I won't be by anymore." "Well then... good luck...
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    Slarti Bartfast Presently

    Slarti rode into the Colored Forest after hearing of some good fishing. He came upon a village around a lake with signs denoting it belonged to CrimsonBeasts. Sure hope they're friendly. He pulled around by a house where he ran into an old companion, Guymov, who had now joined the...
  4. Slarti Bartfast

    Slarti Bartfast Presently

    Slarti pulls the sign off the Brewery door and tosses it in the corner behind the pub counter. "Welp... time to get back to business."
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    Slarti Bartfast Presently

    Slarti puts a sign on the Brewery door. Gone away for a few months. Brokers across West Myrland may be missing beer for awhile. Buy what's there and empty the Brewery access chest of samples. Will fill them all to the brim when I return. (( After getting dinged in Discord for being "too...
  6. Slarti Bartfast

    A comprehensive pet feedback thread

    This + This please
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    A comprehensive pet feedback thread

    disagree... you did say it's up for debate ;) that amount of damage is so tiny it's utterly pointless, you said so yourself about current pet skills: auto attack pet dmg shouldn't be a primary source, i agree there, but it should be enough to apply pressure over time... i'm thinking 7-10 at...
  8. Slarti Bartfast

    Multiple Dynamic Spawns within 20 Yards of Each Other

    Almost every response here says it all. Thanks for the comments. Henrik, please take notice. The spawns as they currently are are non-immersive and not what the playerbase has in mind when they think MO2 dynamic spawns. I love the idea about the pathing spawns that you can see. I love the idea...
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    Multiple Dynamic Spawns within 20 Yards of Each Other

    Did a little experiment instead of suiciding to meduli... got nekkid and took the high route around the Orchard to try to get to closest horse spawn to Tindrem. As soon as I was down the hill near the furtherest east part of Orchard, one pack of two outcasts pop... I continue running forward...
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    Slarti rounded the curve again to face the outlaw, a fulmination fully charged. He landed it with the outlaw moments later roaring in pain as the blast jiggled his innards. His companion charged on toward Slarti with no reserve and managed to slash at Slarti's horse's armor making a loud...
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    General Buttnaked´s 2023 1h-Swords advanced Combat-Tutorial.

    Never seen a style before that uses feint so fluidly. Far prefer it to spinnies. Gonna give it a try with some practice dueling. Thanks for sharing!
  12. Slarti Bartfast

    Pikes outside Player Structures for HEADS

    Put pikes outside player structures (by default or make them purchasable furniture for outside) that players can interact with and put drop heads from their inventory into that will then appear on the pike. Consider putting several outside keeps by default. Maybe a few outside SH. One outside...
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    Taxidermy for House Trophies

    Ripping the idea straight from LOTRO. Have a taxidermy vendor that take special drops I find on animals throughout the world that I can then trade for a trophy of that animal to place in my house. I loved having my giant standing taxidermy bear greeting folks in my LOTRO house and having my...
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    As he did from time to time, Slarti decided to leave his valuables aside from a 6 pack and his guitar behind as he made his way back to Meduli from Fabernum. Not risking it today. The roads around Fab have been so hostile lately. Just gonna enjoy a little walk with my guitar and some beer...
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    The problem with spiritualists cheaters/macro

    Why in god's name should he have to send it anywhere else? It's all right here. Surely they can access the forums, and his story seems to align that he's notified everyone. How has this not been acted on? IMO pretty damn rude policy to have that when someone has done all this to then ask them...
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    excrement's head is mine. I flipped him the bird in the bank b/c he's a...

    excrement's head is mine. I flipped him the bird in the bank b/c he's a safe-spot-exploitating-horse-murdering piece o' pie. He followed me to the rooftops and killed my pets. I outburst him until he was forced to cross rooftops and became casualty to the Tindrem guard. I've been waiting on your...
  17. Slarti Bartfast

    There are Two Types Of Brains!

    Who said I was dissing? Just observing.
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    There are Two Types Of Brains!

    I feel like quantum drugs may have been involved in this.
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    Slarti Bartfast Presently

    He moved again toward the buildings in the courtyard, just to see what they were for. Not being in many castles before, he was curious. As was to be expected, there were stables, crafting areas, and places to rest. It was still fascinating prospect to Slarti, to build one's house or place of...
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    Slarti Bartfast Presently

    He saw a figure running up to open the gate. He hopped off his horse and took a deep breath, reminding himself that his magic reflect was still going strong just in case word of his coming had not reached the castle before him. The porticulis slid upward and Slarti stepped through motioning his...