Ah yes, he was indeed the turtle murderer. And he would have been perfectly happy for me to believe the opposite! What a turtle murderer indeed.https://web.archive.org/web/2018041...the-status-of-ichorcorp-and-ichorport.140173/
Found the beginning of the thread. It was the ICH saga.
"I hittet the turtle" - Speznat
I think the guy who owned the turtle came in on a subsequent page and hit us with the "His name was Coconuts" line and captivated hearts all around the forums.
The old forums were so entertaining sometimes.
The old everything was so much fun before the reign of the false emperor and the dark age.