Once upon a time in the chaotic lands of Mortal Online, where the wolves reigned supreme and the sheep were mercilessly devoured, there stood a man, Henrik Nystrom, wielding the scepter of Star Vault Studios. A man who, in the grand tradition of sandbox MMOs, gave us the purest distillation of human nature in Mortal Online 1: a brutal, dog-eat-dog world where the strong preyed on the weak, and justice was a concept for another realm.
But alas, history has a way of surprising us, doesn’t it? For after MO1, Henrik and Star Vault pivoted—nay, pirouetted—into creating a kitten simulator. Yes, you heard that correctly. The same studio that presided over grief-fueled chaos and unleashed the lawless hordes upon Mortal Online decided the next logical step was…Kitten’d.
A heartwarming VR game where you—wait for it—nurture and care for kittens. A world devoid of ganking, griefing, and the endless cries of “Git gud!” Instead, you’re feeding your furry friends, cleaning up after them, and ensuring their happiness. Imagine a Mortal Online griefer trapped in this fluffy utopia, trying to figure out how to spawn camp a bowl of kibble. The existential crisis would be monumental!
Now, one can only speculate on what led to this 180-degree turn. Perhaps Henrik saw too many noobs butchered in the sewers of Fabernum and thought, “What if I could just… cuddle them instead?” Or maybe the griefers of MO1 scarred even him, and Kitten’d was the therapy we all didn’t know we needed. Whatever the case, it’s a tale of contrasts so stark it deserves a place in gaming history.
And yet here we are, in Mortal Online 2, a game that still clings to its identity as the lawless wild west of MMOs, even as its developers show an apparent reluctance to implement a functioning justice system. Could it be that Henrik still dreams of kittens, reluctant to take the leash off the guard dogs of Fabernum?
So, what say you, dear forum-goers? Is the dream of Kitten’d the secret blueprint for the justice system we desperately need in MO2? Or should we resign ourselves to this sandbox’s brutal chaos and keep dreaming of a world where players can thrive without being force-fed the mantra of “git gud or get gone”?
Either way, you can’t deny the journey from killers to kittens is one for the ages.
But alas, history has a way of surprising us, doesn’t it? For after MO1, Henrik and Star Vault pivoted—nay, pirouetted—into creating a kitten simulator. Yes, you heard that correctly. The same studio that presided over grief-fueled chaos and unleashed the lawless hordes upon Mortal Online decided the next logical step was…Kitten’d.
A heartwarming VR game where you—wait for it—nurture and care for kittens. A world devoid of ganking, griefing, and the endless cries of “Git gud!” Instead, you’re feeding your furry friends, cleaning up after them, and ensuring their happiness. Imagine a Mortal Online griefer trapped in this fluffy utopia, trying to figure out how to spawn camp a bowl of kibble. The existential crisis would be monumental!
Now, one can only speculate on what led to this 180-degree turn. Perhaps Henrik saw too many noobs butchered in the sewers of Fabernum and thought, “What if I could just… cuddle them instead?” Or maybe the griefers of MO1 scarred even him, and Kitten’d was the therapy we all didn’t know we needed. Whatever the case, it’s a tale of contrasts so stark it deserves a place in gaming history.
And yet here we are, in Mortal Online 2, a game that still clings to its identity as the lawless wild west of MMOs, even as its developers show an apparent reluctance to implement a functioning justice system. Could it be that Henrik still dreams of kittens, reluctant to take the leash off the guard dogs of Fabernum?
So, what say you, dear forum-goers? Is the dream of Kitten’d the secret blueprint for the justice system we desperately need in MO2? Or should we resign ourselves to this sandbox’s brutal chaos and keep dreaming of a world where players can thrive without being force-fed the mantra of “git gud or get gone”?
Either way, you can’t deny the journey from killers to kittens is one for the ages.